Готовка уже никогда не будет прежней xD

[~Ichi~]

Featured Recipe: Dripping Thighs
The way his apron hangs from his hips already has me all wobbly. But as he coats my thighs with sticky liquid I can hardly contain myself. Is it the wine, or is my aroma starting to drive him crazy too? He heats me up fast, it won’t take much too?

He heats me up fast, it won’t take much to finish me off now. His lips quirk up to a smile. My own juices are mixing with the coating and running all over the place. I get the strangest, sweetest, hedonistic feeling up and down. It’s epicureanism run wild!

He spreads my thighs out on a plate. Sticky hands and at least five wet napkins. What will the housekeeper think? Who cares?

Ingredients
1 pound boneless, skinless chicken thighs, patted dry with paper towels
2 garlic cloves, finely chopped
1 teaspoon plus pinch coarse kosher salt
½ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1 sweet onion, thinly sliced
1 cup white wine
1 bay leaf
1 cinnamon stick
2 tablespoons unsalted butter
1 tablespoon honey
Directions
Preheat the oven to 450 degrees F. In a large bowl, toss the chicken, garlic, 1 teaspoon salt, and pepper together.

In a small saucepan, simmer together onion, wine, bay leaf, cinnamon stick, and a pinch of salt until most of the liquid has evaporated, 15 to 20 minutes. Toss in the honey and butter.

Spoon the mixture over the chicken and toss well. Spread thighs, onion mixture, and any juices onto a baking sheet. Bake until chicken is no longer pink and onions are meltingly tender and caramelized, about 25 minutes.
(c)Fifty Shades of Chicken

Есть ещё Fifty Shades of Bacon

И не про готовку, но "чай" в названии Х) И это я хочу прочитать!
Fifty Shames of Earl Grey: A Parody
Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?

цитатко. Лучше не есть/пить.

“Never let go, ” I say, looking into his beautiful grey eyes.

“That could be problematic,” he says. “I’ll have to let you go at some point. What if I have to pee? What if you have to pee?”

“I don’t care,” I say.

“What if I have an important business meeting, and I’m holding you and we’re both covered in urine?”

I started to cry. “You’re right,” I say, turning my face away from his gaze. “Nothing lasts forever.”

Тут чудесно пишут ревьюшки по главам, но пока только 5)


ОМГ! Сколько пародий и прочего на впрошломфанфик! О___О
Пародия и на P&P amicusbalderdash.tumblr.com/post/32423730731/so... x)
Прям читай оригинал всё же Х)

А всё началось с видео youtu.be/Oa3eC02delM

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